Legal Temp Tales

Bordwell & Associates

Dedicated to temporary employees everywhere whose sense of humor is challenged every time someone says, "I couldn't do what you do.  I need a real job!" 

 

"Swimming with the Sharks"


big fishwave mark A partner said, "You're such a good worker.  Hiring you was one of the smartest moves we ever made!"  He didn't realize that I was an temporary employee. 

wave mark An "I'm better than you" type of attorney beat me out of a parking spot only to discover 10 minutes later that I was his temp for the day.

wave mark It was very hot and the elevator was crowded.  I got sick and threw up on the client's shoes.

wave mark I was on a trial support team.  Two of us typed day and night in a hotel room for five days.  The room was filed with computers, printers, copiers, exhibits and food.  It was a great adrenaline rush to be that close to the action.     

wave mark One day I wore the same suit as my attorney.  She was with a client when I first saw her and I didn't know what to do.  When she saw me she smiled and said, "Great suit, let's see your shoes!" 

wave mark I was in Fashion Island on a very windy day.   My arms were full of files.  As I got to the entrance of the building, a big gust of wind blew my dress over my head. 

wave mark I relayed my worst temp experience to an attorney only to find out that I was talking about his daughter!

wave mark I'll never forget the day I told an attorney I would be happy to take him to the airport and then couldn't get my car started.

wave markAn attorney had pictures of two girlfriends in one frame.  Each time one of them came into the office, I had to make sure the right picture was showing.

wave mark On the last day of a three-month assignment, both attorneys took me to lunch and thanked me for a job well done. 

 wave mark My favorite assignment was working for a sole practitioner whose office had a deck facing the bay.  I enjoyed the ocean breeze and watched sailboats as I worked.  

 wave mark I had worked hard all week on an exciting project.  On Friday, the firm asked if I was available on the weekend.  I said, "Yes."  They said, "Pack a bag!"  The attorney, his client and I flew to New York in the client's private jet.  I typed contracts all the way.  When we got to New York, I attended a high-powered meeting and took notes.  It was great fun.  I felt very important.  

 

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